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1204 days ago
Hi, me again, and if you can actually read this you have, by concensus of everyone, friggin' amazing eyesight. I have spent the last hour trying to figure out how to make my site readable, and now i'm just ticked. Once again the people at msn- or is it windows now?- have changed the site format, and made every single iota of text so bloody tiny and ant would have difficulty seeing it. I DEMAND RETRIBUTION!!!! Either somebody please help me out- i'd go to the help page but it's just as friggin' tiny and i cant read it- or tell me an email adress to send my abusive thoughts to. I'd go on strike but that'd do shit all. So yeah, please, i beg of you, someone help me make my site readable again? i have no reward to offer, but i would be eternally grateful. Tata.
1222 days ago
Howdy folks. Happy to say i'm in an oddly happy state of mind, though should you ask me why i'll probably cause you some strange form of pain, because i have no idea, and it's kinda starting to freak me out... As to life, i'm still not driving, as noted in the last blog entry, chestnut season is over :( and...that's about it as far as interesting things go. I've managed to get myself singing the worlds most optimistic and possibly least well liked song for a concert- thats right, simmy gets to sing "tomorrow". Laugh all you like, you're the ones in the cells! mwa ha ha!!! Also my obsession with catgirls has spawned into full flown nearly lifesise fanart. Then girls in tap shoes are gonna kill it. Dont you just love dance studios? I think the best bit is that i've never watched an anime series religiuosly ever in my life, so my catgirl thing is solely in "still". Think i'll keep it that way... Anyway, that's about it i think...yeah, close enough. ...
1239 days ago
ok, so i decided that i should use this month-long break to actually learn to drive, one of many essential life skills i should have learned two years ago if not even earlier. funny thing is all the people i look at who call me stupid for not having done so earlier seem to have their own deficiencies- never got their p's, just suck, despite having miraculously passed, dont have a car to use anyway, being able to get rid of their p's and not doing so. ok ok, actually most of the people i just hinted out havent actually called me stupid, but one in particular called me silly, despite knowing how much that word pisses me off. And then theres the sudden realisation that all of my driving role-models are flawed. theres stu, who i would never actually deem as a model anything, come to think of it, who backed into an electric fence trying to get our car out of the mud- we got into the mud trying to avoid said fence- needless to say when he opened mums door i ran for the proverbial ...
1257 days ago
why is all the text in my space now so exceptionally small? And why do i suddenly have a crappy world map? Really, given this is meant to be a customer- controled page, the people here at msn myspace perhaps should have concidered ASKING OR AT LEAST INFORMING THEIR CUSTOMERS before fucking around with their preferences. I like small type, but not this friggin' small, and i didnt even want the list of newly updated spaces, let alone a shitty world map. Customer service really doesnt exist anymore. bring back the days of tradesmen and apprentices- you want clothes? go to a tailor. a man or woman who was well trained, will fit them to YOU, and who probably isnt asian and practically starving for lack of reasonable wages. This last option may change, of course, if you happen to live in an asian country. So now i'll have to go back to all my old entries, origionally composed in a decent font sise, and go about the rather ambiguous enterprise of editing them all back to ...
1281 days ago
Have you ever noticed how you can never find a reasonably priced frog item in may? I can tell you why. Its because Zoe has her birthday in may, and i always get her a frog item-like- thingy. It is because "retail therapy" doesnt like me. I cant walk into a clothes store (especially supre) without finding something i'd really love to get, that happens to be designed for people without my...ahem... comsiderable chest size. What always annoys me about mentioned store is that there is always a serving chick who is at least equal with myself, who is wearing the in- stock clothes with the usual flair and ease required of serving chicks. Do they order them in especially for her? Do they hire a tailor? Whatever they do, one day i'll find out and kill them for it. I do not take false hope lightly. For anyone who's interested, on- campus days still suck, but this time i had freindly people to write lymerics to under the drone. Also, i stayed with one of the ex-lads, and ...
