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11 days ago
If any wish was mine to take, I think I'd have to choose To own the Mana Fortress and then blast the world in two. The flying fort of villainy; doom fortress with great style Filled to the brim with terrifying creatures strong and vile. All the monsters and the lasers would be all mine to command And I'd wear an awesome costume with spiked gloves upon my hands And I’d fly around the world and spread destruction where I pass I’d blow up all the villages and let loose an evil laugh And I’d look good while I’m at it; I’d have flowing lilac sleeves That completely conceal both my arms, and shiny metal greaves And silver armor upon my chest, a long robe around my waist Gold trimming at the edges, and then finally my face Obscured behind a spooky mask, the visage of a skull With ashen bone and golden horns that grow out sharp and tall I’d wear my hair down and grow it long, and maybe dye it too, Perhaps a wicked shade of purple, I think that ...
25 days ago
And back again! Twice in the same fortnight! What ARE the odds of that? Given that I will be dealing with lots of free time in the future, they’re quite high odds I’ll have you know. Higher than Alyssa Milano, that is! Hey screw you, that was funny. So in the last week we have some bad news. I will go through it in no particular order. Why? Because I can. Sora’s car Bakura is a write-off. Because the car is worth around $5000 and it’s already had about $4000 of repairs over the years, the insurance company is refusing to pay for it. If the woman who caused the accident refuses to pay Sora is without a car. And I can’t flat-out loan her mine; because I need that too and it’s not insured. For Sai’s twenty-first birthday we went out for a family dinner – a rather high-class attempt at MSG-laden cuisine called the Dragon Court; nestled within the city casino with Leaf, and Sai’s ...
35 days ago
Okay okay, I know I haven’t written in this thing for close a year. What can I say, I guess I must have gotten bored. Mercy knows I’m not exactly writing this thing for the readers…. Okay, so there’s a fair bit to update on… let’s see now. I no longer work at Cashies…. Fun job but the politics involved were ridiculous; and to the point that I won employee of the month for insane customer service and merchandising and four weeks later my job was being threatened because I was apparently the most useless worker ever. So instead of putting myself out any further to help out I went no screw you all and quit. It’s a shame too because I really did like working there…. I’d made friends out off all the staff and the more hare-brained customers turned out to be more of an amusement than anything else. Just a pity the store owner didn’t have more than a handful of brain cells to rub together… he WAS just as nice as everyone else, I’ll give him that; but the man has absolutely no clue ...
364 days ago
Cuttin' for the very first time. I love creepy lyrics. Anyhow, welcome! Congratulations, salutations, salivations and all the rest. It's been waaaay too long since I wrote one of these suckers. But as luck would have it I have to go to bed so I'll make this brief. Engaged life rocks. As well as the increase in romanticism and togetherness in my life it also means my night life gets a significant boost. Not so much tonight seeing as I had the ingenuity to place a hot ceramic bowl on my lap and burn something integral, but an overall increase nonetheless. I got a credit card! Three cheers for signing my life away. So far I've spent about a thousand in total. Bearing in mind I've had the card a little over a month, and completely paid off each purchase a couple of days afterwards, I think I'm doing well. It certainly made my Christmas shopping a hell of a lot easier. Despite spending and paying off so much, I'm STILL ineligible for a phone contract. So, screw 'em. ...
461 days ago
And all roads lead to Rome. Or to pudding. A few interesting things have happened over the last few days, so I'll go in reverse order, for no reason other that I am a complete and utter jackass. Today, work sucked so I got really, really drunk and caught the bus home. Only I missed the bus and ended up walking (read, staggering) down the road for half an hour before catching another bus home. To make matters worse I had my mp3 player with me so every house I passed had to endure my inebriated caterwauling. On the plus side however DragonForce sound fucking awesome when you're ripped. Trying not to hurl while singing a shaky version of Through The Fire And Flames isn't as fun though. To top it off, neither is moving from the back to the front of a speeding bus because some smashed fucker behind you just blew his nose into the middle of the aisle. Anyway, hygiene horror story is hereby on hiatus. Last night I cooked dinner (another massive ...
