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904 days ago
Noooooooooooooo! I can't take it any more *sob sob* revision is killing me which is why I'm awake at 1.25am with my brain dribbling out of my ears. It's a good look, I'd recommend it any time. Heeeeeeeelp! I really really don't want to do this!! Why why why AHHHHHHHHHhhh slofieorir,yrtopreia;.reor I CAN'T DO THIS. Well I could stop, and sleep as I'm dying to do, but then I'd fail and my life (at least my 'plan' for next year) will be ruined. Ah i've got a text. It's YOU. No no no noooooooooo I'm AWAKE!! CALL ME!!! I've no credit to call you because I haven't left the house today. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ENd. RaNT. Wait. I've got the exact same text again. What's the use of two? I need to go back in time and choose another concentration. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh Is there a bridge about? Preferably one over water. Clean flowing water. Not in this ...
932 days ago
OK. Now this is really bugging me. Well not really but I was bored of being bored. For those ignorant out there I'm talking about the graffiti that has been turning up around London (UK, for those who need clarification). Sometimes it's "Brooke Shields Alphabet", sometimes it's "Alphabet of Brooke Shields". I'm pretty sure (not really, but it said so in The Metro) it's some cheap (cheep cheep says Tweety Bird) advertising for some band, or cosmetics. Less likely is that Brooke Shields is doing a Madonna and is writing a childrens book as my sister suggested. Bless her (who? I dunno, the Queen? Apparantly she's 200 years old). What seems most likely is that someone thought it would be a funny thing to write on the wall during those insightful moments of drunkeness, and simply got the bug. Or maybe it's a different person each time, they catch a virus once they see one (almost like that rage stuff in 28 days/weeks later, but sadly not half as ...1014 days ago
I'm eating a stolen MILKY WAY do you know. SO that's the end of the Galaxy too then. Including Mars. It's strange how the universe tastes of chocolate (and glucose syrup and vegetable fat and demineralised whey powder). How exactly would a buttercup break one's heart. Today was the worst day EVER. Bizzy bizzy bizzy. I was rude to *counts* to THREE different people. Well ... the same person with a split personality. How I miss being a blockhead of a teenager. Now I no longer have a reason to be moody, apparantly. I spend my time eavesdropping on people on the Tube (i.e. THE LONDON UNDERGROUND for you country folk :p). Well, there's not a lot to do when you're trying hard not to breathe! It makes me laugh when the driver says "Please stand back from the doors ladies and gentlemen, there is another train RIGHT behind this one". There are always people who believe him! (like me ... :( ... so end up late for my first lecture :D ...
1046 days ago
So seeing as I'm still alive I may as well update what I've been up to, besides being attacked by sword wielding rats. Hmm, let's see, well I turned 20 (yay!) failed my driving test (double yay!), began second year at uni (isn't life great?) and I'm pretty sure I failed all my exams. Lucky me. I was also coerced into creating a myspace account, but don't expect it to ever be updated. Ever. Here's the link anyway: http://www.myspace.com/quirks_and_smiles (who cares in the slightest?) I may also have created a facebook account. And Bebo ... and Wayn ... and Hi5 and OkCupid and and and ... but I don't visit them anyway (something to do with mislaid passwords) I suppose you'll be hearing from me in another year. Over and out! The builders did a great job by the way. I'm sure everything is MEANT to fall apart ... right?
1077 days ago
*pokes head slowly around corner, and takes it back* *carefully peers around corner again ... head withdrawn much faster this time* *repeats this until looks like is creating new dance moves* So, now I know that it's QUITE safe, I can tell my story, while i have the chance ... I've just dug myself out of my own grave. Darn, I gave it away, I meant to break it gently. Anyway, a while back ... the very day I wrote my last entry in fact ... months ago now (ignore the one before this) There I was, in the middle of eating a pasta salad, sitting on a green hill- when the buildings started getting taller around me -but no - i was sliding down the hill- but NO- I was being pulled down by the toe. I looked down - an army, an ARMY of swording wielding giant rats. The were chanting about cheese offences and how justice had to be done. After being thrown in the back of a milk float (finances must have been low), driven an unknown distance (i was distracted, the rats were ...
