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1112 days ago
sigh went a cooler fete the other day.. now, skinny me totin d cooler ( but then again, that does always happen.._ now ress down the cooler.. the ance was lil sparse.. say one time.. lemme mix a lil drink ( we had buy the big 1.75 litre jug of brian lara..lol) drop 3 block a ice in the cup.. nice.. pour muh rum.. mellow.... look to open the club soda.. and SPLASHAAWWW !!! FLOOOOOSHHH!! FIZZZLLLEE!! all OVER muh juhsey... sigh.. the dance was empty enough for me to have gotten made out. but i eh see no one laffin, so i say, no scene then this cat from triniscene comes...." eh.. allyuh pose nah" sigh muh triniscene debut and i lookin like ONE yutz, with club soda ALL over muhself.. (notice kv hand blockin part of muh jersey.. what the rest sayin? LOL
1114 days ago
lol.. it's been a while. contrary to the alarmist title of the post, is a minor scene :-) comin back from school lunch time, i jumped in a maxi.. only free seat is the one by the door ( is a 12 seater) next to a boboshanti in full kit (long sleeved shirt, long pants, shades, selassie I pinned on his chest, brown market bag with assorted bags of salt, fresh, and perhaps cashew..lol) lil scent of caked on sweat.. but is no scene.. i by the window , right? maxi passes through curepe.. stops after the light.. a old pensioner jumps in the front seat ( which is in front of me) REAL kickin!!! maxi stationary, and sweat/rum/urine just infiltrating my nostrils... and since it stationary, i eh get no help from the window to deal with the rastaman either. in muh mind, i beggin the driver to pull off.. and pull off NOW i literally dyin. can it get worse? YES!! pull up by mount hope there, and this youthman wiht a squeegee and a bucket hop in .. or tries to. couple empty seats behind. ...
1166 days ago
yeh dred.. as the title says.. lol walked in my house friday afternoon, to get ready to go 51, nah musse bout 6:30 so, muh shirt already iron, is just to shower, and fly down the road.. so i gone to put on some theme music nah.. to hype up the mood step into muh room to jump on the laptop...... no laptop!!! look by muh bed for the other one.. it not there...! start to panic.. nah. nah . yuh eh get jacked, homey..lol spin round.. windows closed.. back door closed.. side door.. wait.. the backdoor SLIGHLY ajar..walk up to it.. the latch broken, and the key is in the 'closed' position, but the bolt is all the way back inside.. sigh.. callin 999.. no answer.. ok.. call aunty brenda.. cuz i mean.. wah i go tell stef, dred..the woman already paranoid.. lol. aight.. seen.. call aunty brenda.. then call 999.. no answer.. walk up and down the house.. then i see the compaq ( the newer one) in the corner. PHEW.lol i remember i was usin it in the back room, and i ...
1172 days ago
so i gone to church tonite... i coulda swear stef gone already this mornin, but no.. she hadda go too. i dunno if i mention this. but i doh like to go anywhere with my mother.. as in nowhere..for any amount of time.. the woman does just annoy the hell out of me. but anyhow.. she went ahead.. i had to get ready. so after waitin a year an a day for a maxi, i finally get one and reach durin the homily (thas after the readings where the priest does talk ) as i walk in, i see the twins who does be in the carib ads (last week i had real catch jones durin 'sign of peace' ( the part where yuh does walk round shakin hands...) was player-hatin on them, wondering if they put more effort in shakin hands for carib, than for jesus.. but i was on jones.. anyway) sat down.. was breezin. then this soldier and his bird coem and sit next to me.. now the bird was kinda good lookin ... but the soldier was REAL thugged out.. cane row and ting. . but why i hatin on the man so? LOL then durin the ...
1177 days ago
wow.. it's been a while.... lesse.. what have i been up too? mm jack shit, it would appear..lol nah. nothing stole my head.. few things passed tho.. thanks to everyone who roll thru fuh d earthstrong.. lol i know it was last minute :-) what i been up to? well. i grew a beard.. lol. a beard, u say? dred, u'd be surprised how many people take me for muslim this rounds.. LOL i a man on the port to go 'bago couple weeks back, and this soldier was like.. ' aqi ( islamic for 'brother', it would appear') yuh wah buy this khaki pants awa? ' LOL then last week, i was by the doubles man in town ( not cleve), and the money man was like' yeh aqi. two slight?' , then watch the doubles man, and was like' hook aqi up there...'. as i gone to pay . the man was like ' yeh aqi. inshallah.. ( which is ' allah willing' ) horse, i almost dead yes.. but the one that took it for me was when i was on henry street, by the corner, and i bump into a this real thugged out dude.... so i dress ...
