If Columbus had been married he might NEVER have discovered America because... .......... .. .. * Where are you going? * With whom? * Why? * How are you going? * To discover what? * Why you? * What do I do, when you are not here? * Can I come with you ? * Coming back when? * Will you have dinner at home only? * What will you get for me? * It seems you deliberately made this .... * Don't lie.... * Why r u making such programs * You seem to be making a lot of such programs * Why? * I want to go to my parents' place * I want you to come and drop me * I don't want to come back..... * I will never come back.... * Why are u not stopping me.... * I don't understand what is this discovery chakker? * You always do like this..... * Last time also u did like this.... * Now-a-days u always seem to do like this.... * I still don't understand what else remains to be discovered...
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC.. In England , a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'. She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC. The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a 'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds. So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply: Dear Madam, I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on ...