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799 days ago
LAUGH YOUR HEADS OFF!! Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!" When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke. Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... ...
808 days ago
Death It was early in the morning at four, When death knocked upon a bedroom door, Who is there? The sleeping one cried. I'm Malkul Mawt, let me inside. At once, the man began to shiver, As one sweating in deadly fever, He shouted to his sleeping wife, Don't let him take away my life. Please go away, O Angel of Death! Leave me alone; I'm not ready yet. My family on me depends, Give me a chance, O please prepense! The angel knocked again and again, Friend! I'll take your life without a pain, Tis your soul Allah requires, I come not with my own desire. Bewildered, the man began to cry, O Angel I'm so afraid to die, O Angel! I bow my head in shame, I had no time to take Allah's Name. From morning till dusk, I made my wealth, Not even caring for my health. Allah's command I never obeyed, Nor five times a day I ever prayed. A Ramadan came and a Ramadan went, But no ...
834 days ago
Ever Wonder? Ever wonder why we study chemistry, economics, biology, accounting, physics, commerce instead of fiqh, thaareekh, thafseer, hadhees, Quran? Why a Jew can grow his beard in order to practice his faith. But when Muslim does the same, he is an extremist and terrorist?! Why a nun can be covered from head to toe in order to devote herself to God. But when Muslimah does the same she oppressed? When a western woman stays at home to look after her house and kids , she is respected because of sacrificing herself and doing well for the household? But when a Muslim woman does so by her will, they say, 'she needs to be liberated'? Any girl can go to university wearing what she wills and have her rights and freedom. But when Muslimah wears a Hijaab they prevent her from entering her university? When a child dedicates himself to a subject he has potential. But when he dedicates himself to Islam he is hopeless? ...
1093 days ago
An Offer to Those Who Hate Death but Love Wealth, Women, and Prestige Amir Sulaiman It is from the natural instincts of men to fear death. We also love wealth, women, and prestige. Oceans of blood have been spilled and prosperous nations have been built as a result of these instincts. We should not treat these impulses as evil or detrimental. Surely they are from Allah. This is why Islam dictates we should defend ourselves from attackers, marry women, and be honorable among people. Even though our natural instincts are divinely ordained, Shaton sometimes tempts us to apply them in evil and detrimental ways. Men spend their whole lives in a panic stricken pursuit of the things that can satisfy their instincts and quell his fears. Our Most Gracious Lord has answered their prayers. The one who loves life, wealth, women, and prestige should commit his whole self to the pursuit of martyrdom in the way of Allah. This is the only place where he will find safety from ...
