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1200 days ago
Quote How about ‘Badgers on a Hovercraft’? - MOVIE OPINIONS - MSNBC.com Bees in a sub!! BEES IN A SUB!!! OMFG!! IT'S GOTTA BE BEEES IN A SUB!!! Yeah yeah they had mentioned wasps in a space station but that name's not as catchy as "Bees in a Sub"! I mean seriously, can you imagine being trapped inside a sub, at the bottom of the ocean and you keep hearing this buzzing noise... suddenly a swarm of Killer Bees come buzzing outta nowhere and you're like "Holy Hell! Those are fucking African Killer Bees!! They hurt like a bitch!! Run away!" But, you're at the bottom of the ocean and theres nowhere to run to. Aaaah that's claustrophobic. Me and a friend from work were coming up with a bunch of sequel ideas and Bees in a Sub was the best! Some of the other good ones were Bears on a Train, Gators on a Boat, Lions in the Arctic, and Chuck Norris on your mom. That was a weird day at work.
1328 days ago
Continuing a previous rant on movies which change/ignore the laws of Physics I bring to you The rant about The Core : the movie that had Geologists all over the world cringing. The plot of this movie is basically a modern day Journey to the Center of the Earth... except that nowadays we know that we can't do that, it's impossible! Elementary school children are taught that underneath the earth's crust is magma. Magma is liquid rock, rock so hot that it melted. Now I don't know if I need to spell this out to most people but apparently the writers of this movie missed the important fact that basically all types of metal melt at a lower temperature than rock, thus the ship they travel in would melt into a puddle upon contact with said magma. Fortunately the crew of the ship would never have to worry about this because their ship would be crushed into the size of a pop can by the immense pressure long before it reached the magma. They decided to invent a metal that doesn't exist, ...
1334 days ago
Ok I saw this movie once years ago and i friggin hated it, it was stupid. It was recently on tv and I got sucked into watching it again. I had forgotten how much I hated the movie and I feel the overwhelming urge to rant, yet again. C'mon, you know me I gotta let this shit out. The reason for my hatred of this movie isn't so much the acting or the visual effects or anything like that, it's the blatant smack in the face of lack of biology. I mean this movie's cast of characters consists of marine biologists and scientists and other supposedly smart people but I guess they didn't think to consult any real ones before making this garbage. I usually don't have too much of a problem suspending my disbelief for movies, I'm a fantasy fan and you can't get much further from reality than that. When it comes to some movies that try to look educated and scientific but make very large mistakes in simple Physics or other areas of science, I can't ignore those kinds of gaping plot holes and enjoy ...
1352 days ago
Under no circumstances must you ever say to me "You have to know these things." I will be forced to punch you in the face. At the last two jobs I've had both of my bosses have told me "You have to know these things" whenever there was something I didn't know. Well, duh, tell me something I don't know, like what "these things" are? Excuse me if my psychic abilities haven't fully developed because the last time I checked the only way to "know these things" was for someone to actually tell me "these things" so then I would know them. It's incredibly irritating to know that it would be far simpler to just tell me "these things" outright than to say "you have to know these things." I'm not stupid, I already know that there are lots of things I'm supposed to know but until you actually tell them to me I'm not ever going to know them now am I? If people took a second to think about that you could be a more effective boss ...
