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160 days ago
You know I get that some of us want to stay young forever. Let's face it, no one wants to grow old. But just because a good song comes on the radio as you're driving down the road doesn't give you the right to crank up the tunes, press down on the gas pedal, open the sunroof, stick your arms out the roof, all the while steering with your knee, singing at the top of your lungs! Some people's kids................I am so totally disappointed somedays but then again I guess I was just......... ~Born to be wild..............~ (hehehe )208 days ago
Something's not workin' for me? I'm in a funk............I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. I've been working my ass off trying to work some of my ass off and it just ain't happenin'. I don't always wanna be the person everyone else wants me to be. I dont' always wanna be sunshine and rainbows............I'm not really that person.........but I've always had the knack for fakin' things just to keep everyone else happy yanno? My baby graduates high school in under two months.............my manchild is still stuck between a man and a child......I have a HUGH ASS birthday coming up this summer............and my body feels like it's on the downward slide. I keep thinking, if I eat right, get more sleep, exercise, I'll magically feel like a new woman ...........that just ain't happenin'. How come things never happen the way we want them to? And I want somewhere to write how I'm feeling without worrying about worrying anyone you know? I ...309 days ago
I am totally old enough to remember the magic of Simon and Garfunkel........... When you're weary Feeling small When tears are in your eyes I will dry them all Back in the day when you were feeling a tad naughty, this one was always fun......... Making love in the afternoon with cecilia Up in my bedroom (making love) I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed Someones taken my place Ouch! The poor guy! Aw well still a fun song Anyway, personally I don't think Paul Simon could ever get old in my books, although this next one is getting old itself I guess, but I just love it! Hence the title of this blog...... If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al When I was a little girl, I used to love listening to my Grandfather play the piano. He was such a beautiful pianist. Eventually he ...416 days ago
Well it's off to Vegas I go Baby!!! I'm a bit frustrated, this annoying fear of flying is really making it difficult for me to get excited. But when I push past those thoughts, and picture myself there with a great bunch of people, I do start to get all tingly! Oh wait........perhaps that's that pinched nerve acting up again hehe. I would have just LOVED to be back in the day when Frank, Sammy and Dean were headliners in the clubs. Not only were they bluesy, which I absolutely love, they just seemed to love what they were doing. OH sure, some might say they weren't always the most upstanding citizens, but then again, either am I somedays, just gives them more real character in my books. Or how bout that Marilyn Monroe, I totally could have handled sitting down with her for a good chinwag, she had charisma baby, just something about her, and I think she could have used a good friend of the same sex to have the odd chinwag with here and there. James Dean, would ...
421 days ago
So I'll haul out an old faithful....... "Things NOT to say to a bingo caller!" 1) Shake those balls will ya! ME: "sure I'll just pick up this machine and get right on that now how bout you shake your own balls A$$HOLE!" 2) I needed (insert specific number in here) what.....did ya hide it in your pocket? ME: "darn ya caught me and here I thought I was being so sneaky!" 3) If I come up there to check the bingo balls will you check mine for me (greasy grin). ME: "Oh please, may I, may I? Nothing would possibly turn me on more" 4) Call the right numbers would ya!? ME: "Seriously? I really was hoping that just for tonight I could call allllllllllllllllll the wrong numbers and no one would win.....wouldn't that be kinda fun just for a change ?" 5) Let me win eh......I'm not here for my health ya know! ME: "No shit Dick ...
