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1284 days ago
I have recently decided that the only way to survive in the world is to be invisible. Well no not invisible but at least in the background, being out the front of everything just leads to the chance of failure. Don't get me wrong failure is the basis for survival of the human race. If we didn't fail occasionally then nothing would improve. Apparently some of the world's most important inventions came from failures, don't ask me what because I don't know and somehow I don't think I want to know. Imagine finding out that something you use everyday is really somebodies failure. I suppose it all comes back to those few deep and meaningful questions, which came first the chicken or the egg. But the mental dilemma that I like best is who decided one day that the white stuff coming out of cows might be good to drink, or how did some prehistoric man, or woman, decide to put the cow on the BBQ not the ...1344 days ago
I work in an office full of women, some guys may be saying lucky bastard, but truely it's not as great as it might sound. Not wanting to get into the mysteries of women you notice after a while they all get grumpy at about the same time and so forth and so on. It's like this there me and my supervisor,we're blokes men males, then there's 4 women and unfortunately for me I sit in the main office whilst my supervisor hides cowering in his little booth of glass, cone of silence think Maxwell Smart, he can't hear anything really that goes on in the office. Now for those of us who have girlfriend, partners or wifes know that the month is spilt up like this 1 week of happiness joy and all things nice (yes a quiet early night in the sack could be included in this week) and then 3 weeks of not hell, but that feeling like being the designated driver on a bucks night when the Jim Beam girls are dishing out free drinks. So then comes the female office, four women ...1345 days ago
I love Wednesday, mainly because it not monday, and especially cause it's hump day the week can only get better, well at least it can't get any worse. I don't know about the rest of the world but I know once wednesday is over then the week is looking good, well sort of, because of course the weekend is almost here and most guys know what that means the Minister for House and Hold is getting the weekend list ready. Have you noticed that the list never seems to get any shorter, I give my wife her dues she is an extremely tolerate women, I have been promising to prune that bush outside the kitchen window for four years now and it won't get done this weekend. The thing is why on earth would you WANT to mow the lawns, wash the car, clean up the kids rooms after working all week. I now there are some guys out there that love the outdoors, me I prefer to sped the time with the wife and kids, but occasionally I get the urge to clean up the backyard, then I burp ...1346 days ago
Why is it that whatever day it is Kids don't want to go to school, they'll do what ever is nessecary to avoid that trip on the bus or getting out of the car. Take the Boy I'll just call him the boy to protect the innocent, well vaguely guilty anyway, he's in grade 3 now that means he's been going to school for about four years full time, every day the same thing. He's suppose to get up at 7am, every 5 minutes from 6am he's asking is it time to get up. "Is it time to get up Dad"," Is it time to get up Dad"," Is it time to get up Dad". Every morning the same answer "It's not 7 yet, just wait." finally 7 rolls around and for some reason he's reading a book, playing the last ever biggest pokemon battle ever and can't get up right at the moment. So you get organised in the kitchen, bowls out, get the ceral and bread, I like brown bread it always causes the "Dad I don't like Brown Bread" fight,anyway back to the boy. You ...
