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485 days ago
Money Money Money Have you ever wondered where your money goes Does it slip through your fingers, as well as your toes Money for the council tax, Money for the rent Workin out my budget, Ive already overspent Money for my old banger,I need so desperately Money for the dentist, wishing it was free Money for this weeks shopping, Money for the gas Money for all the bills, they seem to have amassed Tax, insurance, union fees, the tv licence is due Money to pay the book club, my specs i must renew I'm just an ordinary working girl, and sometimes life is tough No matter how hard i work, my wages are never enough
524 days ago
POETRY There's just one slight problem In a teashop away from public view Two lovers meeting for a rendezvous Not noticing others, their looks coded Language, mannerisms overloaded Leaving the first stages of courtship behind The future beckons in the womans mind Needing to plan for the rest of life To share more than a meal and a beer She whispers in her lovers ear 'have you told the wife?
569 days ago
Shopping I've made a very long shopping list And I'm at the superstore I really don't like this shopping lark I find it quite a bore. I've found a trolley it's got a wonky wheel and i'm pushing it up the aisles I need toothpaste, tissues and headache pills oh' and something for my piles But now i'm looking out for deals Bargains, i just love them I can't resist em see i don't need all this stuff But it's buy one get one free I've been shopping over an hour now My trolleys full to the top i really think that i have spent enough money in this shop i've finally reached the checkouts a long queue is at the tills and now ive got a headache where did i put those pills A minute passes, i need a wee But i wait till i get home then pour a cup of tea i feel fit to drop but thank god ive done the ...
675 days ago
The Battle Of The Sexes As a woman i write this plea To men, please Listen to me The battle of the sexes will never end And so to males this verse i send Not everything is black and whitw You say we're wrong when we know we're right You should realise when we're feeling low Dont ask us why , Men should know Perhaps its something you didn't say Like maybe, Your hair looks nice today Or maybe you haven't understood That our day was bad but we said it was good Believe us, shopping is not a chore We need to go to more than one store To help decide just what to buy Be patient with us, Give it a try And remember please, for future use We can never have too many shoes
677 days ago
Dads DIY My dad insists on doing D I Y Even tho mum always begs him not too And each time when things go wrong He always asks , what did i do ? Handle drop off, doors fall from their hinges window panes smash as they bounce from the frames Walls come crashing down, tiles fly from the roof And household appliances go up in flames His latest disaster we all reckon is easily most impressive of all He should have just called in a plumber And avoided the puddles in the hall
