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1264 days ago
I took Hercules to ECU the other day (you know, to kill the snakes? exactly) anyway Long story short, i am now the proud owner of the dancers' corridor, 64.7% of Sweden, and the heart of a small boy, with the tiniest hands you ever saw. There was much jiving, by all involved, especially Hercules. I sure can't wait til PART THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, I'd do just about anything for part three, I sure hope no one threatens to take over the world using release of part three as leverage, because I for one would surely cave. OH HOW I WOULD CAVE. PSSSSSST ITS ALL PART OF THEIR MASTER PLAN, I'M JUST A PAWN! SUCH A PAWN!!!
1271 days ago
No. Its not. Fucking morons. I'm sick of hearing about people whinging about today being "THE END OF DAYS" and the day that the anti-Christ will be revealed and start kicking ass on Earth. "Oh my god! Today's date is kinda almost nearly similar to the Number of the Beast, which is six-hundred-and-sixty-six! Lets panic! Say a prayer or something, we could be going to hell!" Goddamnit people annoy me. Read up, see how i said the Number of the Beast is six hundred and sixty six? That does not mean 6-6-6. It means 666. Its a fucking number, and it has to be taken as a whole. So for the stupid, that means 06/06/2006 is JUST ANOTHER GODDAMNED DAY! The only thing different about it (apart from its numerics - every day/date is different in that sense) is that 'The Omen' will be re-released today, a Tuesday, instead of the usual Thursday. QUICK LETS ALL FUCKING PANIC! People who think this day is anything special just because the ...
1311 days ago
This is my philosophy essay on free will, it is here mainly because my uni server is shit and I can't find my flash drive, so if I need to print it off tomorrow, I can. Feel free to comment though. It has long been stipulated, mainly through religious texts such as The Bible, that human beings possess free will, being born with the ability to choose their actions and consequences as they see fit. However, being able to make a choice does not necessarily denounce free will, as the environment the individual is in will always influence the decision, which presents a case for determinism. Similarly an individual’s cultural upbringing will also determine their choices. As such, while humans are free to make choices in their lives, they do not possess true free will as each choice is merely a product of the individual’s upbringing. To accept that an individual has no choice in a matter, and that his actions can be predicted ...

Emo Poetry Appreciation For Alasdair, Starring Alasdair. Also, Why Feminists Suck Balls. Man Balls ...1348 days ago
Following is an untitled work written by Alasdair. At his request, I have featured it in a blog. There's never any parking at ECU. You have to get there before the sun rises, and beat of the hordes of snakes that the university administrators have deemed necessary to keep as guards for the various parking lots. It helps if you bring Hercules. As for Jenii's question regarding my extreme distaste for feminists, I despise them for a number of reasons. Don't get me wrong though, I am very much for equality of the sexes, and sexual preferences, blah blah blah whatever. Insert a large disclaimer here. However, I hate the pissants that take it too far. They go beyond equality and end up tipping the scales in their favour. This doesn't just go for feminists however, it also goes with several other things, such as racism. I have nothing against Aboriginals (unless they're the fuckers that sit around in the city getting drunk/high all ...
1355 days ago
In true ripping off Jazz fashion, I am ripping off Jazz. TEN Random Things about me 1. I rock more than Jazz. 2. I can whistle with my mouth open, it annoys the shit out of everyone. Everyone. 3. Both me and my brother were named to be leaders of men. Richard is teutonic for 'great leader' and my brothers middle name is Caesar. 4. I'm anti-drugs, but do them anyway. 5. I'm an hxk non-conformist... heh 6. I hate feminists/political correct people 7. My mum sentenced my dogs to death because she's a lazy bitch 8. I hate my mum. 9. I'm a fast runner 10. I'm really bored, but its this or maths. I choose this. NINE Ways To Win My Heart: 1. Think for yourself 2. Don't buy something just because its a trendy brand. 3. Don't criticise music I like unless you're willing to take criticism about what music you like. 4. That goes for everything actually. 5. Don't be scared to try new ...

