I was born to be rich. I could float in the pool all day long. Boring? Hell no. I have a floating chair....I look up and the hummingbirds go whizzing by. Butterflies flutter overhead. The gold finches flit by chirping and chattering. Like being at an airport....natures airport. Wasps dip down for a drink and some get caught in the current. Fearing being stung, I dip them out and let them fly free. I listen to the neighbor kids laughing and screaming in their pool, thanking God they're not in my peaceful pool. I need to get some tunes out here. Some party music....neighbors had on Steely Dan... now thats boring! Good but boring. Sometimes my poodle Cookie (aka Chester) joins me on the float. She sits on my fat belly with her sun glasses on. She's the captain of the USS Whaler....she's captain Chesterpeake. She observes the world around us, stopping to lick the water occassionally.....can let her lick up too much or she'll become Miss Piss. Today I enjoyed a few Pina Coladas while ...
I hate going to work. It's not the job, it's just having to get up and having to go 5 days a week. Dealing with moody and nasty people really gets me down. Then the people who call in for equipment status, most are nice but the nasty ones are real jerks. Like Tuesday, this dork calls in, raising hell that his equipment has been in our facility for 3 weeks and he needed it, that Davis always f*cks him around every year. Come to find out the dumbass had it for 2 days and didn't even know it! Well, he didn't know what to say...he stuttered like Porky Pig. I about fell out of my chair when he said he was sorry. Jackass. Anyway, I have better things to do here at home, like tend to my beloved orchids and dogs. Even the parrots could use some extra TLC. With the parrots the house is always dusty, so I need to dust and vacuum a lot, which I don't feel like doing after working all day. Other things need cleaned like walls and door scubbed because hubby throws the ball for the dog, it ...