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1 days ago
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. - Anonymous (or at least not known to me)
5 days ago
Ingredients: 1 whole turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer Heat oven to 350 degrees Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer. Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat; Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts. Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.6 days ago
So here's the story of The First Time I Got Run Over By a Car. To get the full effect, you have to sing it to yourself to the tune of Alice's Restaurant. Okay, so I was riding my bike down the sidewalk. I make a habit of riding my bike places. I need the exercise, since I have a desk job, and I just like being outside and being active. And the grocery store is just around the corner. Plus, people drive way too much. Now, that's kind of a necessity in most of Houston, but not in my neighborhood when I just want to go around the corner to the store to get an onion. So I usually bike to the store to get onions. No, this one time going to the store - no, I'd gone to the store and I was coming back, that's it. So I'd gone to the store and got my onion, and I was on my way back. And as I was on my way back, I was biking down the sidewalk and saw a truck pulling out of the parking lot. Now, I figured she'd seen me too, since she slowed down and stopped, but it seems she didn't ...
11 days ago
I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think? I knew you would understand. You always do. We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here. It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a ...
25 days ago
It’s been too long since the last substantial update, and they’re still missing some important bug fixes and necessary additions. Bug fixes: WLS loses my saved sign in information when it encounters any connectivity issue. Necessary features: Eliminate the 20k file limit: I had more than 20k pictures when you first increased the limit. Get it started at near 100k, work up from there. Programmatic folder addition: I have to manually set up every folder every time I reimage a computer. BS. There needs to be a way to do this with at least a registry edit, if not a command line option. Common folder sync options: in the options dialog, there should be a tab with check boxes for “pictures”, “music”, “favorites”, “documents” etc. Check the box, it syncs that folder in your profile with the corresponding folder on skydrive (or at least with every other WLS client). Skydrive sync support: I know it’s coming, but I want to stop hearing excuses or a total lack of communication. Just ...
