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52 days ago

The Toilet Poem I shit here every evening Upon this toilet seat Peeling off the loo roll While staring at my feet My toe nails they need clipping But my belly gets in the way My dick in water is dipping Like a sail boat in the bay There’s someone out there knocking Hurry up inside Has a rat crawled up your arse It smells like you have died “You’ll have to give it ten” I said My feet are on the plank I’m just about to wipe my arse And then I need to wank But I don’t have no porno So I might be a while I hope I do not miss again And mess up the shag pile You could if you wished help me out I said to the voice outside And if you can’t then just fuck off Man, have a bit of pride You come across as pervy I said to the leery man If you can’t help in my time of need Then who the fucking hell can Ninja Squirrel I had the strangest feeling While climbing up a tree A tingle in my wotnots And I didn’t need a wee A squirrel appeared and nutted me Right there ...

For you xx

62 days ago

A hunger and a yearning Burns way down deep inside You have relit the passion I thought had long since died My hands they long to touch you My arms they yearn to hold Want to tell you all my secrets Make you warm when you are cold Want to kiss you slow and deeply Let you slowly feel my need Cause baby I have a hunger That only you can feed Want to pull you right up close to me Place your hands upon my hips Need to feel how much you want me Hear my name fall from your lips Want to make your body tingle Make you feel devine Wrap myself around you Let my body make you mine You know its going to happen The hunger you can't deny So accept the inevitable And come give me a try DIV>

Dad's Memorial 19th August 5 years

108 days ago

As I am going away on my holidays With my wonderful boys I am posting The memorial to my beloved father early 5 long years and not one single day Have I not missed you in every way Your quirky sense of humour Your loving side The way you watch over us So full of pride The twinkle in your eye When you gave us cheek Your memory makes me strong when I am weak How I wish to see you Look at your smiling face The greatest man I ever knew No one could ever take your place They say time is a healer I don't know if thats true There will always be a empty space Because we don't have you But Dad you never totally died The one thing that will be A part of you lives on forever Way down deep inside of me DIV>

Someone Somewhere

123 days ago

Somebody somewhere needs me Just for a little while Some strength and reassurance A little comfort and a smile They are sat there alone and frightened Just don't know what to do They simply have not got the strength To reach out there to you Somewhere someone's crying Way down deep inside They have not got no self belief Their confidence has died So many things have happened So many roads they've tread But now they are sat here feeling lonely With a feeling of pure dread Someone somewhere needs to sit And re evaluate the choice She's had the strength to come so far She needs to find her voice She's confident and beautiful An inspiration to so many Her strength it doesn't know no bounds Her fears, she hasn't any But someone somewhere needs to realise The journeys ending now I see For only now I realise That this someone ...

For my brothers wedding

129 days ago

A very special occassion Two beautiful souls will sing As two precious people become one With the exchanging of a ring Stood here now before us We wonder at the view And way up there in heaven Two precious people are watching to I am so very honoured A beautiful moment in my life As I sit here proudly watching My brother take a wife So here's to Nigel and Davina Only happiness for you I pray And may everyday be as precious As this your wedding day DIV>

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