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87 days ago
Dear readers, Okay,in the last week or so...Michael Jackson is :interred",Van Jones apologizes for being a commie,Teddy Dies(was he still alive) and Obama tries to brain wash kids at school.This is turning stranger by the minute.Its like the x-files with Pelosi and Reid as the aliens and Obama and biden as Mulder and scully(sorry mulder).Whats next, Bigfoot as the next speaker of the house and charlie manson as the poet laureate? Lol.I cant wait to see how this ends.No wonder aliens havent taken over earth...its to messed up..lol! The Darkness
200 days ago
Dear reader, Sorry to bring up the she-devil right before lunch but I must.Of course Pelosi knew about the cruel inhuman torture endured at the hands of those sweet little terrorists.She new they were called names,dressed up like Katy Perry and made to listen to Britney Spears.She okayed it while getting her weekly back waxing...i was there getting mine too..Kidding, I'm to proud of my neanderthal body!Later... The Darkness
213 days ago
Dear readers, I'll have to admit,whilst I was sitting by my maggot-infested pond today,I heard the news,Arlen Spectre switched.I thought.."wow isnt he a little old to be coming out?",then I realized he switched parties.Isn't this sort of like non-news,like John daly's DUI orange Andy Dick pants or Michael Jacksons newest bondage doll?I don't get.Who cares,I mean aren't we all infected with the Obama flu?Lol ,What a joke!What are they gonna do when we all get Hemorrhoids,quarantine our asses?Lol...later. The Darkness
223 days ago
Readers, Miss America,dont feel bad...I'm all for marriage between man/animals,man/plants..whatever but two men?Thats gross.I don't really mind though as long as they stay in LindsayLohanville(Hollywood).Later. The Darkness
256 days ago
Dear Mr President, I know you love that Geithner fellow who you appointed to be in charge of all the money your stealing from us and giving to the banks but come on already!Hes' lame!He has several things I don't consider good for someone in his job...he's stupid(thats a bad one)he's a pansy(man-up dude) and hes doesn't pay his taxes.Did he even fill out an application!Geesh!Bring in anyone.....I dont care.How bout Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan..just an Idea. Thanks The Darkness
