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1 days ago
*Twas the month before Christmas * *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say* * December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.* *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit* *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!* *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod* *Something was changing, something quite odd! * *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa * *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.* *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down* * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.* *At K-Mart and ...
13 days ago
I usually take most political dealings in stride but this one scares me. Too many things leading up to this have been setting the path for this to easily happen to our Country. But....... U.N. plans for a new 'government' are scary. By JANET ALBRECHTSEN We can only hope that world leaders will do nothing more than enjoy a pleasant bicycle ride around the charming streets of Copenhagen come December. For if they actually manage to wring out an agreement based on the current draft text of the Copenhagen climate-change treaty, the world is in for some nasty surprises. Draft text, you say? If you haven't heard about it, that's because none of our otherwise talkative political leaders have bothered to tell us what the drafters have already cobbled together for leaders to consider. And neither have the media. Enter Lord Christopher Monckton. The former adviser to Margaret Thatcher gave an address at Bethel University in St. Paul, Minnesota, ...19 days ago
This is from Comedian Dan St Paul and he was a guest on the Bob and Tom show: Hello fans this is Harry Carey. Welcome to today's game between the Bethlehem Braves and the Jerusalem Giants. Kind of a sparse crowd today as a plague of locusts has made it tough to get out to the ballpark. You can hear the vendors though, "hey manna! get your manna! who wants bread from heaven!?! It's hot, it's fresh, it just fell hot manna here! Penance! penance! Our fathers! Hail Marys! Can't get absolution without an act of contrition! Who want's a rosary here! Water! water! wa....wine! Who want's wine now!" Peter looks to Jesus for the sign. Jesus gives him the sign. HOLY COW!!! Peter denies it!!! He gives it to him again and he denies it again! Once more! That's three times and Jesus is out to give Peter a sermon on the mound! Jesus, of course, the big hero of yesterday's game came up in the bottom of the 9th with the Braves down 3 to nothing and he ...
21 days ago
House is one of my favorite shows on Fox. The opening episode of this season was the most powerful one to date if you ask me. It hit on many levels of the Human experience and even made me cry a little. I hope this show goes on for a long time. Anyway on another note, Fox has an online game you can play. It's called " The HOUSE Daily Dose Game". You have to catch as many falling pills as you can. There is a cool wallpaper you get after playing. click here to play.
29 days ago
This is HILARIOUS! Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your note 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Mine was $375 1) Smoked pot -- $10 2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50 3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10 4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 6) Went streaking -- $5 7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20 9) Kissed your boss --$50 10) Been arrested -- $5 11) Spent time in jail -- $15 12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50 13) Played spin the bottle -- $5 14) Done something you regret -- $20 15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20 16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20 17) Went skinny dipping -- $5 18) Been slapped-- $5 19) ...
