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75 days ago
The lumberjack A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to scram. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down!" The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the little man. The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?" "In the Sahara Forest," replied the puny man. "You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack. The little man laughed and answered back... "Oh sure, that's what they call ...
75 days ago
Bus load of politicians A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie." #Humor From: http://ping.fm/KGNcz -- Posted By Shwana to Friend Ship at 9/18/2009 09:43:00 AM
80 days ago
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly. Saint Peter In Heaven JokeThe couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he’ll get back with them on that request. A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can – in fact – get married in Heaven. To his surprise, the woman asks “Just wondering, if things don’t work out will we be able to get a divorce?” With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out “Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here… you really think I’m gonna find a lawyer?” From: http://ping.fm/NVSrv -- Posted By Shwana to MyShwana BigBrotherfiddy 50cent at 9/11/2009 12:20:00 PM
154 days ago
50 Cent Pays Tribute To Michael Jackson In New Songs 'Rest in peace to Michael Jackson,' Fif says in one of two dropped Friday morning. By Shaheem Reid 50 Cent Photo: MTV News 50 Cent is the first artist to pay tribute to Michael Jackson in song since the King of Pop died Thursday. Fif released the first two records from his mixtape Forever King on Friday (June 26) morning. The first, "Respect It or Check It N---a," is vintage hard-core 50. He talks about coming up in the streets as a youngster and how he has evolved, and adds at the end, "Rest in peace to Michael Jackson ... You n---as need me, man. I might have to start moonwalking. A couple of dance moves and sh--, might be some sh-- called 'Billie Jean Is My Lover.' I'm back, n---a!" The second song is called "Where You Are," and it takes directly from Jackson's historic catalog. The G-Unit General raps over the 1972 track "I Wanna Be ...162 days ago
Astrological After-sex Comments Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" <<<<<YUMM YUMM Taurus: "I'm hungry pass the pizza." Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer: "When are we getting married?" Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?" <<<<<Yup one nighter Oh yeah Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets." <<<<<<<<<Married, MOVING ON Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." <<<<<RUNNNNNNNNNNNN Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you." <<<<< NOOOOOOOOOOOO Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you." <<<<<GRRRRRRRRRRRR Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" Pisces: "What did you ...
