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1125 days ago
20 Rules of Halloween 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of Demon Summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If children speak to you in Latin or any other language, which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids whose eyes glow and speak with somebody else's voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone. 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8. If you're searching for something that caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT! 9. If ...1151 days ago
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, and 60's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would ...
1149 days ago
When in need of an attitude adjustment, what can be better than water, dolphins and beautiful sunsets? Hubby and I decided we needed to get away for a few days. And by my last entry I think you would agree. It just seemed to be perfect timing so at the last minute we decided to go to South Padre, TX. You know, the place where all the college kids go for spring break. I think the hubby was hoping to see some thong bikinis but he's not admitting it. LOL! Anyway, we spent a few days there to just get away and relax. We saw beautiful sunsets, went dolphin hunting [watching is what they called it, but we actually had to hunt for them] and then just tried all the different seafood cuisines available, don't you know. We both wanted to stay there longer but we had a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert to go to and had to get home in time for that. So now I need a vacation from the vaction. I always wondered why my dad said that when I was growing up. Believe me....now I KNOW! Man am I ...1160 days ago
Hi Everyone!!!! Well, I'm gonna try to be back. But like my tag line says, I'm back with a vengenace! I recently had an adventure that I would like your take on. Let's see if I am so totally abnormal that I should hide or maybe just repent. I have a coworker that just really out does herself to spite me every chance she gets. Without going into great detail, let me just give you a quick setup. She works the shift before me. What she does or doesn't do greatly effects what I have to do in order to handle my responsibilities on my shift. For the last few months this woman [ I refrain from calling her a lady because she isn't] has deliberately done things to make my job as hard as she can. I had kept my mouth shut about it for a long time, but finally decided that she had enough fun and that I was going to push her buttons as much as she does mine. A couple of days ago, I had a situation with her that I just couldn't let pass without comment. She had seemed to really have ...1285 days ago
Once there was a nation, proud and unified It's heart and spirit real, built with values more than steel But slowly spoiled with riches, and caring less in time The simple ways and strong beliefs were often cast aside For many years, this mighty nation did just as it pleased And then one day, "9-11", knocked it to it's knees We need to be the RE-United States The home and precious land that heroes still defend Here are the choices, build it back, or let it fall It's time to answer Freedom's wake-up call So tell me what's the problem to say a prayer in schools? No matter what the faith, a silent moment we should take There are many who would disagree, but doesn't it seem odd Our problems seemed to start Without "One Nation Under God" Must there be ...
