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"Truisms To Start Your Week" 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Dont worry about what people think; they dont do it very often. 3. Going to church doesnt make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 6. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the vacation. 10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your differences. Love each other. 13. No man has ever been shot while doing ...






