VEGGIE STYLE No rabbit stew, no Turkey too No lambs that were a jumping I realise now that that tasty cow Around my body pumping Cholestrol fat no good is that No good for beating heart Iv`e heard it said I`ll end up dead and the earth I`ll be a part. Good old veg and leaves from hedge And flowers I `ll have to chew Or eat mung beans or good ole greens Or try the ole tofu There`s lots to eat to keep ya neat And your body will feel like new And if ya fail you can eat a snail or a good ole veggie stew. But what becomes of the animals now If I dont eat their flesh They will over populate the world And will we end up in a mess I`ll leave the rest to a greater power And To animals be more kind No longer put them on my plate And pigs can keep their rhind. So your a bean, is that red or ...
PHHWWWOOAAARR!!! ****** I am a rotton eggy And my colour rather green I smell just like a sailors trump Thats eaten loads of beans. My shell is hard as Iron And I seep a deadly gas That creeps all round and up ya nose Smells like it comes from ass. Ron cooked me for a Sunday lunch To present me on a plate With a bit of bread and butter And Vee opened me up to late She tapped the spoon upon my head To try and make me crack I seeped just like a skunk does And I nearly knocked her back. "Ron you are a bugger"!!!! She shouts back through the door "This egg is really rotten And It knocked me back upon the floor Its foaming at its bloody mouth Its yoke is deadly green It stinks just like a sailors fart The worst colour ever seen Its put me off my Sunday Lunch It`s made me feel quite ill Just forget about my sunday lunch And hand to me my pill. And just as Ron ...
