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1008 days ago
So I've decided that men who ask if my sister is single after seeing a pic of her & I together are going to be blocked, deleted, and written off without further ado. ESPECIALLY if they've been chatting me up until they see a picture of her! I mean, c'mon guys... that'd be akin to me flirting with you in order to find out your best friend's name & penis size! There's no couth in that whatsoever. If I decide after talking with you for a while, that you're better suited for my sister or one of my girlfriends than you are for me, believe me I'll let you know & send you a picture of them. In fact, I'll even go so far as to inform them of your existence if you'd like me too. But DON'T get all randy & smarmy & piggish & start chasing them while you're still chatting me up. That's just so uncool it's not even funny. Maybe guys just don't realise how women view this? Is it okay in your minds to do this - as in "I'm not into her, but WOW would I ...
1159 days ago
Guide, on Babel fish : "The Babel fish," said The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy quietly, "is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. "Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance ...
