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105 days ago
Mikey says (5:48 PM): God fucking dammit. I have a big fucking sign that says "EMAIL ONLY" on my closed door. Why would you fucking knock on it? Especially to ask me a question about something that someone else said. The world's fattest man says (5:49 PM): because people like you and respect your opinion. Mikey says (5:50 PM): I want a gun. The world's fattest man says (5:50 PM): good answer.
129 days ago
I was talking with a friend of mine here at work today. We were discussing some items in the news, like the guy who is suing Apple Inc. because they allegedly put tracking devices in his iPods so that the mob could find him. And about another guy who lives in the US Virgin Islands (we think... we couldn't remember and couldn't find the article), and is suing the the CIA because they allegedly bugged his phone. On face value, both of these guys sound like genuine, certified, grade A whackshits. Totally insane. Round the bend. Nuttier than Mr. Goodbar covered in bat shit. But let's look at these again. The guy who is suing Apple Inc. claims that tracking devices are not in every iPod, just the ones that he bought - one from eBay, the other from an Apple Store. So he's claiming that Apple, through some sort of amazing future-predicting, chaos-theory-driven supercomputer, planted those iPods specifically for him, knowing that he'd buy them (either that, or not only are ...
179 days ago
Have any of you noticed a ridiculous upswing in the number of morons driving around with “In loving memory of…” decals on their cars lately? I don’t mean to go off on a rant here, but I don’t understand the mechanics of this and I don’t think anybody else does either. While I was driving to work this morning, I passed a car with a decal that read “In loving memory of Leonard Fuckpistol: 1717 A.D. – 480 B.C.” (names and dates have been changed to amuse me). It’s one of many cars that I’ve driven past in the last few months that have something similar. I even drove past one that had a decalized picture of the poor fuck who got themselves killed somehow. Why in the hemorrhaging fuck would you do this? Did you leave good ol’ Larry’s funeral and think to yourself “You know - Larry would really want me to buy a Honda and rice the living fuck out of it.” Or did Old Man Fuckpistol die in that car? Maybe he’s still in there. Who knows? But more importantly, who gives a shit? I ...
289 days ago
Yeah. I haven't blogged in over 100 days, apparently. Assuming you're here, you've probably noticed that this isn't the BBG that you were expecting. My old host was free, and decided to combine it's resources with another ISP. It would remain free, but I'd have to migrate the databases and install the software myself. I'm not sure if you know this about me, but I don't really like doing things, and that would definitely require me doing things. Since I already have this Live Space set up, I figured I should just get the DNS working properly. To do this, I have GoDaddy.com managing my DNS for me, in combination with Live Domains. At GoDaddy, I deleted my A record in DNS, and set up two CNAME records ("www" and "mail", both of which point to go.domains.live.com). Back at Live Domains, I logged in and set up three "custom addresses" for my domain, "www", "mail" and "". "mail" was ...
403 days ago
Seriously? What the fuck is the CIA doing? The only thing on this page that makes one god damned bit of sense is that the word 'intelligence' appears in quotes. Kids - as always, don't let things you see on the Internet be a source of moral or educational guidance for you (that's what TV is for). The CIA is a criminal organization who's sole purpose is the locating and eradicating of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny. If you help the CIA, then you're riding with Hitler.
