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933 days ago

My daughter phoned yesterday to say she would be in to take delivery of the cooker she'd took the day of work she had been to a BBQ the previous evening and had been up most of the night vomiting she still wanted me to call round because she was worried about being on her own and not feeling well, she can be a bit of a drama queen sometimes if she breaks a false nail she thinks her finger is going to drop off ! Anyhow when i got there she seemed fine i reassured she wasn't going to croak it anytime soon. And she had a lovely set of false nails on really really long i commented on how nice they looked and if that was the reason she had let the dirty dishes stack up to the ceiling. Lol ! So i set to work washing the dishes must have been 3/4 days back log of pots & pans, cleaned the kitchen wiped all the paint work down it looked spot less. Now getting on to the cooker it didn't come with any wires i expected it to have wires on the back that i could just wire up to a thing in ...

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935 days ago

FFS It took 2 fuc*ing hours to upload a new profile pic I wouldn't mind but the pic is shite I'm not gonna spend another few hours changing it. Its late I'm tired. Thank fuck i didn't try upload a new tune!!! Ooops angry head on lol ! I'm going to visit Rambo in the morning Oh yes ! as a surrogate erm ...hang on let me think!! Surrogate dog parent ! I have rights. Well to be honest 'she' the daughter wants me to be there to take delivery of her new cooker she cant be there shes at work. She also wants me to connect the cooker. Do i look like superwoman? I don't know how to connect an electric cooker!!! I'll probably blow myself up. my last will and testament ....... I'VE GOT FU*CK ALL !!! xxxxx

Mailman Retires

935 days ago

Mailman Retires It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she ...

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944 days ago

After a long weekend . . . . i don't think it was any longer then any other weekend , i just seems that way probably due to the excessive intake of alcohol no particular reason just i was feeling a bit pi**ed off so yeah that's a good enough reason Friday, Saturday & Sunday all a bit of a blur really. Monday ahhh now i know why no one likes Mondays mega depressing hangover ! All those never again thoughts banging round my pickled brain cells and the evil voice whispering ' Hair of the dog' . Talking of dogs you met Rambo the Rottweiler , he's my daughters dog he's lived here since he was 3 months old she moved to London with the boyfriend bought the puppy decided to move back home with boyfriend and puppy and of course me being mum had the responsibility of feeding, training & exercise (the puppy not the boyfriend lol ) not to mention the cost of having to replace hall, landing & stairs carpet, re-plastering & decorating the walls he's chewed . ...

Sting in The Tail

953 days ago

I have an intruder in my house in the form of a wasp It or she, as i now know it to be after a search on the Internet , has decided to build a nest on my bathroom ceiling she could have built it in the shed that dark & gloomy place i visit once or twice a year but no she sneaked in through my window and made herself at home in my bathroom i have been observing her for a couple of days, i know i should remove the nest but it is fascinating to see a work of art in progress. Before my squatter arrived i knew little about the wasp apart from its sting , so what do i know now ? Well she makes her nest out of wood mixed with saliva the nest is sort of like a paper texture and apparently could house up to thousands of wasps. I don't have the heart to destroy her hard work so i shall observe for now. First pic :she had nipped out. she's back home: I took these yesterday it all looks very different today its got ...