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456 days ago
有一坛酒埋在地下过了一千年,结果他变成了什么?----酒精. 有一只猪，它走啊走啊，走到了英国,结果他变成了什么?----Pig. 上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,小狗,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁?－－小 狗，因为旺旺仙贝． 蝴蝶, 蚂蚁, 蜘蛛, 蜈蚣,他们一起工作,最后哪一个没有领到酬劳?－－蜈蚣，因为无功不受禄． 动物园里大象的鼻子最长,那第二长的是谁呢?－－小象． 哪种水果视力最差?－－芒果． 哪两种蔬菜有手机?－－萝卜青菜，各有索爱． 一只乌龟从一堆大便上走过，却只在上面留下3个脚印,为什么？－－有一只脚捏着鼻子呢． 人为什么要走去床上睡觉呢?－－床不会自己走过来． 原来其实是斯巴达800勇士，为什么到了电影里面变成300了？－－伍佰去唱歌了． 小强为什么能用一只手让车子停下来？－－打的． 如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的呢?－－如果的 金木水火土，谁的腿长？————火腿肠
457 days ago
ha!, wasnt gonna post this here, but it was really sweet in the dream and i wanna remember it. it was with someone i work with, very good looking and attractive guy, holding hands, i put my head on his shoulder,near his chest, smelling him and feeling his temp. we were very passionable in ..t...o...i....l....e....t..........enjoyed it.........didnt wanna wake up.....keep thinking about him today.......well, i know its just a dream......leave .....me.....alone......我的头脑仍在发热， 还能feel到梦里的温存（抖。。。）已经下午4点了，been thinking about it for almost 6hours, think its time to stop...but how can i.....stop!!!stop it!!!!! i know i personally dont want it to stop.....haha! feel really sorry to taojiji, dont wanna tell him....but if you see this here, dont get angry, think! it was just a dream..... and dont ask me who that is.....think u know it already....but clearly nothing will happen between him and me...so...no worries babe....... p.s, ...459 days ago
看了神雕侠侣知道年龄不是问题； 看了断背山知道性别不是问题； 看了金刚发现原来物种也不是问题； 想起人鬼情未了才真正懂得……死活都不是问题！
