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733 days ago
Blonde Cookbook It's fun to cook for Steve. Today I made Angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Steve wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Steve brought a friend home for supper. A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. Today Steve asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Steve asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Steve's folks ...
891 days ago
Fairy story This is a fairy tale that should have been read to little girls! Once upon a time, ~~~~~~~~ In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ A beautiful, independent, ~~~~~~~~ Self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ Happened upon a frog ~~~~~~~~ As she sat, ~~~~~~~~ Contemplating ecological issues ~~~~~~~~ On the shores of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ And said: " Elegant Lady," ~~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince, ~~~~~~~~ Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, ~~~~~~~~ And I will turn back ~~~~~~~~ Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And you can set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever ~~~~~~~~ Feel grateful and ...
