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881 days ago
Yet again the girl and the husband set out to destroy my life. For the two legged walking things i guess the weather is just too hot...too humid...and they always need to complain about how hot it is...and how humid it is. They just dont understand that im always acclimated to the present weather conditions. So they wouldnt complain any more they ran out and bought this big huge gigantic noisy air cooling thing thats just INCREDIBLY annoying. They put it in their bedroom. Well this thing throws me through a loop and basically throws a wrench in my life. I try to go in there to hang out...sleep, but i cant with this THING causing so many problems. I dont even really go in there any more. Instead i will stay elsewhere where the climate is more temparate and tropical. I can hang out with the fish, and stare at my artwork that K got me last Christmas. At that point my happyness level rises as i stare at that painting...much like in The Sims. So im able to chill out and ...
900 days ago
Welll...insurance, paperwork, and repairs seem to be going along smoothely for the girl and husband. So i dont need to act as an emotional crutch for these people anymore. Hey life has gotta move on, until it doesnt and its game over. But hey...my game still has a LONG way to go. Let me back track to Satuday. Early that morning the girl was acting like she knew how to clean up around the house. shes all running back and forth between the kitchen and the hall closet. and that hall closet is like pergatory. it has the beloved fancy feast, a bunch of miscellaneous garbage, and then theres the vaacuum. boy when the girl and husband go into that closet its like theyre shaking my hand and punching me in the face at the same time. but regardless that closet rocks! even with the evil vaccuum. so the girl as i said is pretending to clean. so i went in there to hang out for a while. I mean she left the door open for me. obviously she wanted me to go in there. but ...
906 days ago
this is unfortunate...it has been over 2 months since i last told you about my latest conspiracy findings, attempted attacks, and just my overall recent coolness. so for that i give my fullest apologies. but hey good news is that rumor has it owning a cat is good for your blood pressure, stress level, and cholesterol. someone should probably tell K that so he doesnt just drop dead! But anyway... So quite a bit of unfortunate news with the girl and the husband. Late sunday afternoon i was sitting around, just waiting to be fed...and waiting...and waiting...and waiting more. Finally after i ate my stash of chocodiles, pringles, and a Dr. Pepper the girl and the husband FINALLY get home. I came out of hiding and the girl is just bawling. At first i just thought "oh great what now?!" But then i heard about the car. Obviously some people need to pay more attention to life...like certain people in Honda Pilots. But regardless i was still hungry so i ran into the ...
978 days ago
