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adodara: India paid a heavy price for their pathetic batting display against Australia who humiliated the hosts with an emphatic nine-wicket victory in the fifth cricket one-dayer to take an unassailable 3-1 lead in the seven-match series here today. The Australians first bundled out the home team for a paltry 148 in 39.4 overs and then raced to the target with 24.1 overs to spare in a totally lop-sided contest at the Reliance Stadium. Paceman Mitchel Johnson wrecked the Indian innings with a devastating five for 26 while Brett Lee chipped in with two for 42 as the strong Indian batting line-up surprisingly caved in without much of a fight on a good batting track. Only Sachin Tendulkar , playing his 400th ODI, stood bravely amid the ruins with a 73-ball 47 while Zaheer Khan (28) and Irfan Pathan (26) were the other notable contributers. The Australians hit up the required runs without much fuss with Adam Gilchrist returning to form with an unbeaten ...
948 days ago
1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference 2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE.. 3) Are u a high scoring student? Bored of gettin gud marks? join M.S.UNIVERSITY. . aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein posible! 4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my novel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist 5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth. 6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE, the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL". 8) Ultimate ...
948 days ago
) Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna....! 3) Tez hava ka jhonka aya sath me teri khushbu laya tab mere dil me khayal aya mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya 4) Na Moh na Maya hai, Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.. Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA, NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai... 5) MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA. 6) Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential. 7) A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.. 8) Sustipur se Fresh Nagar tak jane wali morning xpress bathrm no.1 par khadi hai,SWEET yatrign se anurodh ...
948 days ago
1) Shayad firse vo taqdir mil jaye, jivan ka sabse hasin vo pal mil jaye, chal firse banaye sagar pe ret ka makan, shayad vapas apna BACHPAN mil jaye 2) Khuda hamko aisi khudai na de, Ki apne siwa kuch dikhayi na de, Mujhe aisi jannat nahin chahiye, Jaha se mera Dost dikhayi na de. 3) Aakhon me kyun aansu jhalak jate hai,Tanhaiyo me kyun gham yaad aate hai,Aansu pochkar koi yeh bata de hume,Dur rehne wale dost hi aksar kyun yaad aate hai. 4) Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai, zindagi se jyada zakhm bahut hai, mar dalti kabki ye duniya,kambakt pyaar ki duwayon me asar bahut hai 5) Mohobbat ki kashti me sawaar the hum,socha tha pahunch jayenge chahat ke gaon mein,dubne lage to hosh aaya,hum to baithe the kagaz ki naav mein. 6) Har insan ki alag phachan hoti hai hamare sms ki alag shan hoti hai har kisi ko nahi karte sms magar jinko karte hai osme hamari jaan hoti hai 7) Aye khuda ankho ko kuch aisi khudai de jidhar dekhu udhar vo dikhai de. kash aisa taalmel ...
