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642 days ago
Once upon a time there was a boy; a small boy with whispy hair and squinty eyes. This boy had a name, and his name happened to be Geoffrey. Geoffrey liked swimming. He liked to swim so much that his father paid to have a swimming pool built in the middle of their garden so he could swim whenever he liked. Every moning before school Geoffrey would run down to the pool and jump into the middle making the biggest splash he could. The water would be so cold, but he would jump straight in without a second thought. Geoffrey would swim for ten minutes, before he got out and trapsed his dripping path back to his house where his mother would be waiting with a warm towel to envelop him with as soon as he walked through the door. Geoffrey went to a private school where he got to wear a large straw hat. Some people called this a boat, but Geoffrey didn't understand why. He didn't think it looked like a boat. He thought it looked more like a hat than anything else. But he never corrected anyone ...
1167 days ago
Hey party people! This week has been fantastic. Surreal, but nice! "I love that movie a worrying amout." The highlight was undoubtedly the day out to Rudyard Lake with Chola and Strudey. "Rudyard Kipling: doesn't he make cakes?" Hehe, I actually used to think exactly the same thing, so I can't have too big a chuckle. And we went on the little steam train, which I remember being A LOT bigger! But it was a really fun day out. As soon as I can drive... While I'm on the subject of driving, I went around some stupid roundabouts yesterday! It was so much more difficult than I thought it would be. There are so many things to think about. I was on a downslope as well so I had to "control my initial speed with my brake" and I muffed up the steering totally when I turned my indicators on. I spewed off to the left almost onto the pavement. Stupid roundabouts. And Penny's making me do three point turns next lesson, which sounds a bit scary as well. I've ...
1176 days ago
This blogging lark is becoming much more frequent. I'm training my brain to work again after two months of doing absolutely nothing! You can tell with the crap that I've been writing lately. If you read some of my older blogs you'll see that I can actually write properly :p I need a god damn job! I'm that desperate I've applied to do volunteer work with the rangers in Macclesfied Forest, which should actually be quite fun and will look extremely good on my CV, but there's still the problem of my serious lack of legal tender. My mum suggested that I worked at Sainsbury's to get her 20% off her shopping. Though this appeared to be quite a selfish proposal on her part, she sweetened the deal by saying that if I got her that discount then I wouldn't have to pay board, which sounds quite a good deal. But I'd still rather look for something more inspirational than being a checkout guy. Yesterday was a seriously cool, considering I went out on a 60's style day trip to Llandudno for my ...
