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1158 days ago
As Rambo who was a raccoon strolled through the shopping mall he came across an onion ring which shimmered on the nearest table which was actually the furthest now because it had grown legs and ran to the other side of the café. Rambo pulled out his water pistol and shot at the table making it slip a crash into the automatic doors which only opened if you pushed them. Rambo dived and tripled somersaulted only to realize there was a sign above his head which he hit hard and felt to the floor and to add insult to injury the sign had fallen on his head bang! Rambo read the sign “mind your head”. The raccoon picked himself back up and brushed him self down and set of to retrieve the onion ring to his surprise the table was now coming towards him it spoke “ here take the onion ring its nothing but trouble” Rambo took it and went to eat it when an owl with a large candy cane and a goatee appeared don’t eat that doughnut its poisonous it was forget in the mountain of an evil seals ...
1158 days ago
The day that Bobby died In ingelton lead mines in a tiny burrow the radio sounded as the 7 o’clock alarm went off waking bobby badger who rose from bed dancing to mc hammer can't touch this like any normal person would, he slide across the floor and moon walked back again. As the song finished bobby went down stairs where Mrs. Shabba badger was cooking roast mouse as the two young badgers ran round the table only to realize when they run opposite ways they are bound to run into each other CRASH!! The two badgers were on the floor with stars and duck flying round there head. Breakfast was odd today apart from the fact they were having roast mouse at 7:15 in the morning as a chilling wind came from the oven. Bobby fort that’s odd the last time I can remember seeing cold air come out the oven his grandfather was struck by a train whilst on the boating lake. Anyway breakfast was over and the children were pack off to school and if ...
1170 days ago
people who do as chemistry will understand this other wise its jst a funny pointless story The body on ingleton.( the real version) One morning john decided he would take a stroll around ingelton. Before he set off he rang mike mullet who believe it or not had a ginger mullet, mike answered “You will definitely not die today even though today seems like a good day to die” after realizing he was thinking out loud he quickly decided he was going fishing. So as john got to falls foot he saw Assad planting a bomb in the lead mines. Assad spotted john dancing on the stop. He pulled a sniper rifle out and locked on to john through the sight, as assad pulled the trigger a badger bit his ankle because assad ha accidentally planted the bomb in the badgers burrow. This forced the shot to go wide. At this exact moment Allison who also wanted world domination was about to push him off the cliff was shot in the leg this forced her to the ...
1207 days ago
Cum on footy seasons back and wot betta way 2 start than winnin 2-0 and going top of the league thnks 2 alphabetical order!!! Steve Jones for goal of the season!!
