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675 days ago
Dya reckon this is Plod's idea of havin' a larf ...?? ROLLING BACK THE YEARS Just in case you weren't feeling "too" old today, this will certainly change things. The people who started university this year across the nation were born in 1989. Star Wars is older than them. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. They have always had an answering machine They cannot fathom not having a remote control. They have always had CD's, never records. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even was. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet?936 days ago
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And the best first - they go downhill after this one! ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie ...795 days ago
A present for your Aunt Fanny but I haven't seen any on special offer in TkMaxx yet .... !!824 days ago
My little diamond in the sky - my NOO baby Jack Russell Terror! She is just so full of joy and life! Magical mayhem reigns in her presence with an aura of mischief prevailing wherever she goes .... Wotta little smart arse she is too - compact and bijout, loving and loyal, unpredictable and unruly, feisty and female - an endless source of energy and entertainment. Most of all she NEEDS me just as much as I need her and it feels so good to be wanted and needed by such a helpless little picklesome creature. AND I LOVE HER TO BITS !! If you'd like to see her in motion then just take a peek at this vid I've done of Little Miss 15 Weeks Worth of Trouble .... !!
