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976 days ago
Well, this kind of took me a while ... but I have good reasoning! 1. T.V. has been really good lately. 2. See "1" for more details. 3. See two, rinse, and repeat. Well, that was daddy ... fer shooo ... I'm just writing some stuff because I'm bored and my basement smells like vinegar. Or cabbage. Sauerkraut even ... best of both worlds. Anyway, I'm going to turn on some tunes, lay in bed ... and think about carnies ... carnies are so fascinating. This totally sucks though. I have a cold sore ... damn herpes of the mouth!
1007 days ago
DAY 1 Cotton candy is known to cause short children. Come on people ... just stick to your opinion, and I'll be happy. One day, people are saying the more clothes you wear, the better ... 1900's for example ... and nowadays, a tube top for a shirt and a tube top for a skirt works out. Not much more I can say, except if you believe something, stick to it, okay? --- DAY 2 Whoever said cotton candy is known to cause short children ... what a bleep.
1024 days ago
My life is a black abyss. I was eating cereal, and I leaned over to grab the remote. Anyway, so I was holding the remote and I found out it didn't have any batteries in in. It was so fascinating that I was holding my bowl at like, a 90 degree angle, and I spilled milk on my blanket. Screw it, I shall cry over my spilled milk! I shall sob, weep ... and uh, yeah. So, now that we have that useless information covered, let me just tell you that I never attempted the "Koala Bear Operation 210". I pulled the thing out in Physics, and the teacher gave me a questioning glance. In fear, I flung it at an unknown chemical and suddenly, the whole class turned into giant pickles/picklettes with Accounting books. Fortunately, I never got kicked out of class! Some other kid almost did though. He forced a spawn of Japanese Furbies to attack the giant pickles/picklettes with Accounting books. No. Wait. I think they were Chinese Furbies. It was hard to tell ... hey, they could ...
1030 days ago
A good friend once told me that this corny quote, the title of my blog, reminded them of me. I was thinking. Would I get kicked out of class if I brought a McDonald's koala bear toy with me and taped it to my shoulder, and had random conversation with it during the class? I think it's worth attempting. I mean, I never got kicked out of class for smuggling alcohol in there that one day … "Is that Smirnoff in your hand, young lady?" "No sir, it's Dasani water!" "But it says Smi-" "Sh, they're testing out some new labels." Yeah, it's a true story, kids. But don't try it at home. Your parents will indeed take your alcohol, and drink it with their boozer friends. No, they probably won't, but ... it's a known fact, even ask ... MTV, or whoever you kids listen to nowadays. Anyway, I was thinking, maybe I should take a trip far away in a bit. Sip on pina coladas with a man named Bernie that smells like the inside of a wooden leg. As long as ...
1035 days ago
So, I was thinking, kids ... why is there so much hate and crime in the world? I mean, why can't we up the "good-nay" and bring down the "ex-nay" ... That was corny, I should go staple myself to a dart board. I don't know what the point of this blog was. I just wanted to say ... "If you're going to plan a mass suicide, why don't you at least plan a giant orgy beforehand? Hey, then you all might even changed your minds!" Aha ... ahahahahah. And this blog was totally worth it.
