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805 days ago
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891 days ago
Hi. THIS IS FROM MY MOM'S CELL PHONE, SO DO NOT EXPECT MUCH OF AN ENTRY. WE ARE WAITING TO BOARD THE PLANE TO ATLANTA.
897 days ago
[Annasophia Marks, enormously popular host of "Showbiz Voledads", walks onto the set to the roaring applause of two hundred people (audience). Smiles, waves.] MARKS: Great to see you all--another day of SHOWBIZ VOLEDADS! [shouts.] Today we're talking about the controversial Pauline Hemis sentence. Hemis, heiress and socialite, was recently arrested for drunken horse-racing in an Elvernian square. We're having Elvern's top sheriff teach us here at SHOWBIZ VOLEDADS a little bit about those archaic Elvern laws. That's when we come back. [Commericials for two minutes.] [SHOWBIZ VOLEDADS theme music comes on.] MARKS: And we're back with more of SHOWBIZ VOLEDADS! Pauline Hemis is a well-known figure in celeb social circles. Recently arrested for drunk horse-racing, Hemis was arrested by Elvern police. We're having Elvern sheriff Peter Brooks on the show. [Brooks walks in to some far-flung cheers and some polite clapping.] MARKS: Great to see ...
897 days ago
(Voledads is the imaginary country I created in school.) [Set opens in VWTV (Voledads World Television) Studio. Bryant Ethers, the imperious anchor of "Nightly Newsflash" and co-host on "Meet the Media", walks in.] Shuffles papers. ETHERS: Welcome to VWTV Nightly Newsflash. Last week, we brought in some IRS, or Interal Reserach System, personnel, to speak with them about the developing story with computer crashes at Aeronautic and Space International Administration. The largest operating organization in space travel, ASIA was devastated by the computer crashes. Today we're speaking with Hester Crola, a representative and spokeswoman for the company that sells the operating system ASIA computers were working with, Ceiling XP. Welcome, Hester. CROLA: Thank you, Bryant. We've done thorough tests of our operating system, Ceiling XP, which packages fine-tuned surveillance systems, high-speed operations, and automatic save programs embedded ...
897 days ago
I t is rare my blogging category is music. My sister's spring recital, I believe, deserves at least a blog entry. The recital was held at Hammond Ashley's (a prestigious instruments store) new facilities in Issaquah, which, to Adrianna, was a interesting place. To me, it was a long drive. A sweaty drive. And a not-much-looked-forward to drive. I must admit, with sisterly candor, that I did not enjoy hopping into our oven of a car with my hands loaded with Chinese class memorabilia. If heads were bread, we'd all be a-baking. My hands loaded with stuff, my mouth loaded with complaints, we puffed off onto the highway. I promptly fell asleep in the car, at which my sister began upbraiding me for sitting upon a memo-book earned in Chinese class. When we finally arrived at Hammond Ashley's, we clambered up the stairs and found ourselves in an almost spacious room, with gray carpet at the floor and gray blinds at the windows. I was not about to concede defeat in my complaining, however, ...
