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Funny Quotes
918 days ago
"Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned." -- George Bernard Shaw
Insulting Quotes
1040 days ago
"Away, thou issue of a mangy dog!" -- William Shakespeare, Timon of Athens, 4. 3
Insulting Quotes
920 days ago
"By this hand, I will supplant some of your teeth." -- William Shakespeare, The Tempest, 3. 2
Sex Quotes
921 days ago
"I like men who have a future and women who have a past." -- Oscar Wilde
Love Quotes
922 days ago
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." -- A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
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