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Mr. Phucked 315 days ago
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Mr. Phucked 316 days ago
Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah ) ________________________________________ Reply to: [?] Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown ...
Mr. Phucked 316 days ago
Thanks to Derek for submitting this to Mr. Phucked. Click here to playMr. Phucked 317 days ago
Ever had one of those bad computer days? Well you're not alone. Even Mr. Phucked has bad computer days... Click here to play
Mr. Phucked 318 days ago
What is with people inserting glass objects into their ass or pussy? Don't they know that glass can easily break? I know the Jar Squatter knows this now for sure! Thanks to Katie for submitting this to Mr. Phucked. Submit a video to Mr. Phucked Click here to play
