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Rev. James L. Snyder 5 days ago
The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender and throw myself on the mercy of the gang. Simultaneously, and in hi-fi stereophonic sound, the children assaulted me with questions. "Pastor, what's ya doin'? "Pastor, is that your computer? "Pastor, who's that in the picture? "Pastor, why? ... why? ... why? As soon as I answered one question, three more emerged and it seemed as though the supply was endless. Should the little crowd run out of questions, they could always begin all over again. Moreover, I believe they did — several times. Admittedly, to hear and answer each question would have required a Moses-proportion miracle of parting the Red Sea. I chuckled to myself when I realized they did not need me, or even want me to answer all their questions, as strange as it seemed. The ...
Pastor Tim 7 days ago
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the cow. "Your name was written inside the cover."
Pastor Tim 9 days ago
It was clear grandma was drinking too much coffee whilst she knit.
Pastor Tim 9 days ago
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was and I told him, "Sixty-two." He was quiet for a moment, then he asked, "Did you start at one?"
